For what seems like years now, I've been trying to secure an interview with the elusive Mr. Malph A. Miller, famous for his part as the yellow M&M man from the M&M commercials, on my radio show, "Mr. D in the Evening". Well after months of give and take between Mr. M's agent and myself, I've finally secured an interview with this famous recluse! So please enjoy!
Q: Mr. M, you have such a colorful history! (No pun intended) There are so many questions to ask! I only regret that we have to keep this brief. So lets start with a classic: How does it feel to be one of the most recognizable faces in the world today?
A: (chuckles) Well Mr. D, as you and I both know, fame isn't all what it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you only the first five-ten people who come up to you and say "Hey aren't you that guy from that commercial?" come off as flattering. The rest are all just annoying.
Q: You flatter me sir! Well I can assure you I am nowhere near as famous as you Mr. M. Honestly sir, it sounds like you want to get out of the business.
A: Honestly, I do! And enough with the "Misters" and "Sirs"! Please, you went to all the trouble of getting a hold of me, please call me Malph. Anyway, back to your statement. My true passion has always been music. I'm hoping to become a professional jazz singer, like the days of Franky, Dino, and the rest of the rat pack.
Q: I'm sorry Malph, while I'd love to talk about your hopes and dreams, were already running long! Could I convince you to come back on the show? Tomorrow perhaps?
A: I would love to! there is so much we haven't covered that I'm sure my fans (or future employers) are dieing to know!
Q: You heard it here folks! Tomorrow, same time, same place! This is your favorite talk show host, "Mr. D in the evening", signing off.
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